1. Withdrawal from the blogosphere is a symptom of resurgence of the Other D.
2. Try very hard not to take eight weeks to figure this out.
3. The oven is not really an appropriate place to hide dirty dishes so that the cat sitter doesn’t see them.
4. Forgetting to pay the phone bill has noteworthy and negative consequences.
5. Dr. Two-Fifty can help. Not with the telephone, though. Or the dishes.